Bovine and Cow Committee Partner with Mooderna to Vaccinate Human Livestock
Saturday, the Bovine and Cow Committee announced their partnership with Mooderna for the distribution of a Mad Human disease vaccine. This partnership may finally mean the Mad Human disease outbreak will soon come to an end.
Many of the residents of Bovine apartments that have been locked in their pens since April of 2020, are looking forward to the release of the Mooderna vaccine, while others are more skeptical.
- "Like, yea, I'm really just looking forward to seeing my friends again. You know, it's been so long. It's just hard, not seeing any of them, not hanging out. I haven't left my pen for a year, and I've only had the TV as a friend. So, you know, I'm looking forward to it."
- "I don't trust it. I think it's weird that - they're no good. And I don't like - those other people - and all the blood clots from the trials - I mean, if you look at the -"
Mooderna's vaccine has not been linked with blood clots. Mooderna has also started a campaign to spread vaccine safety and information awareness, to combat dangerous disinformation.
Mooderna has also warned against taking off masks, as they cannot yet garuntee that the vaccine works 100% of the time. They put out a statement regarding this:
- "We understand that these are hard times. But, we urge you to continue wearing your masks, per the CDC's guidelines, as we cannot verify that every vaccinated person will be immune to the virus. We thank you for your cooperation through these trying times."
The Bovine and Cow Committee have said they look forward to distributing the new Mooderna vaccine, but ask for your patience, as it will take time to get the required doses. They will have more information in the following weeks.